Today I Got Attacked By A Fucking Seagull
Today two of my best friends, lemonspice and fairytalesnlullabies went to Misquamicut Beach in Rhode Island. While there we worked up quite an appetite being bowled over by waves and sunbathing, so we walked over to the little concession stand thing and ordered 2 chicken finger baskets with fries to split amongst the 3 of us. fairytalesnlullabies found us a table, so lemonspice and I carried the baskets over. We each had one in our hands.
While we were worked, a motherfucking seagull flew at me from behind, landed on my arm and flapped me in the face, and stole a chicken finger. And then like 10 more started coming at me!
I threw my chicken basket on the ground (because otherwise I probably would have DIED!!!) and hid behind my friend.
Then the girls at the concession stand refused to give us another one, even though they had clearly seen what happened because we were about 10 feet away. So we talked to some park staff and ended up with a new one.