Already did 2 admits and a discharge and I get next admit…. Joy

Got called into work early and had to park on the roof… Oh lord

asubmissiveintraining:

iamfire-i-am-death:

dirae3:

imjakestimpson:

burnshit—fuckschool:

a-cumberbatch-of-cookies:

sadiehd:

unlockaflockofwords:

Always reblog The Princess Bride

mawwiage

MOST QUOTABLE MOVIE EVER

this film though ffs

"Have fun storming the castle, boys!"

Twue wuvve

Wait this is all one movie?!

Need to rewatch…. Pampering myself tuesday? Me thinks YES

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Anonymous Asked:
This is random, but I found this on another Medblr and thought it would be interesting to ask from a nurse's prospective!: What Starbucks drink represents what kind of nurse?

nursegif:

Oh my gosh. This is one of the most unique questions I’ve ever heard. Also, my classmates and I had a blast figuring this out.

DISCLAIMER: These are meant to be funny - I do not mean any offense and I am aware that there are a variety of personalities in every specialty. If you have any additions or funny combos, message me!

Passion tea - (pink, light, fruity/sweet) OB nurse 

Vanilla bean frappucino - (sweet, frothy, filling) Peds nurse

Vanilla latte - (generally good, medium flavor) Med surg nurse

Espresso - (strong, bitter, full of flavor) ER nurse

Americano - (just as strong as espresso but not as intense) ICU nurse

Red eye - (shot in black coffee, very strong, unique) Flight nurse

Pumpkin spice latte - (comforting, sweet, classic) Hospice nurse

Skinny vanilla latte - (medium flavor, no extras) Dermatology nurse

Black coffee - (strong flavor, no unhealthy additives) Bariatrics nurse

Decaf coffee- (no caffeine, full taste) Cardio nurse

Hot chocolate - (sweet, reminiscent, comforting) Gerontology nurse

Milk steamer - (enough said) Lactation nurse

Chai - (comforting, warm, with a bit of spice) NICU nurse

Green tea - (antioxidants) Oncology nurse

Soda - (new, untested, novel) Travel nurse

Acceptable

Bestie knows my life

Bestie knows my life

Anonymous Asked:
Why would you want to go? To fuck all their boyfriends and give them all whatever disgusting cunt-disease you have festering down there?

sweetsouthernnurse:

heyy—sugar:

sweetsouthernnurse:

^^^^ oh sweet Jesus…somebody has too much time on their hands

You can come and we can fuck everyone’s boyfriends together. Solidarity, bro.

this right here is my bitch. we will fuck your man and make you watch 

well maybe not but you get the idea

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Anonymous Asked:
Why would you want to go? To fuck all their boyfriends and give them all whatever disgusting cunt-disease you have festering down there?

sweetsouthernnurse:

^^^^ oh sweet Jesus…somebody has too much time on their hands

You can come and we can fuck everyone’s boyfriends together. Solidarity, bro.

Nursing updates!

1) started my first successful IV friday!

2) got to see a bair hugger

3) witnessed my first (and probably only) case of guillain barre

All my new followers!!!!! And look at me learning to use an iphone!!!

All my new followers!!!!! And look at me learning to use an iphone!!!

trebled-negrita-princess:

stfusexists:

feminismandpugsarelife:

heremotionsickness:

Reblogging because I want all of my followers to be aware of just how much you can do in Photoshop, and how little of what you see on posters, in magazines and of pictures on the internet etc. are necessarily real. 

Imagine how the model feels, too. She was hired to be the most beautiful, but they still had to change her because her beauty wasn’t enough.

Not only is the general body distortion completely gross, but notice that they lighten her skin color. This is a white, blonde model, and they make her whiter. Actual white people aren’t even the ideal whiteness, so can you even imagine what models with dark skin have to endure in this industry?

so for all you girls that ask “Why can’t I look like the girls in magazines” it’s because the girls in magazines don’t even look like the girls in magazines.

trebled-negrita-princess:

stfusexists:

feminismandpugsarelife:

heremotionsickness:

Reblogging because I want all of my followers to be aware of just how much you can do in Photoshop, and how little of what you see on posters, in magazines and of pictures on the internet etc. are necessarily real. 

Imagine how the model feels, too. She was hired to be the most beautiful, but they still had to change her because her beauty wasn’t enough.

Not only is the general body distortion completely gross, but notice that they lighten her skin color. This is a white, blonde model, and they make her whiter. Actual white people aren’t even the ideal whiteness, so can you even imagine what models with dark skin have to endure in this industry?

so for all you girls that ask “Why can’t I look like the girls in magazines” it’s because the girls in magazines don’t even look like the girls in magazines.

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I wanna go on a medical mission trip with all the nurblrs/nursblrs on tumblr.

bencachadog-rn:

Wouldn’t that be grand?

Yes please!

Getting my hair played with.

YAY

Mindyyyyyy

Mindyyyyyy

parisianinsomnia:

But it might be the end of yours, person who wrote in my book in crayon.

parisianinsomnia:

But it might be the end of yours, person who wrote in my book in crayon.

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