Fourth weekend in a row that I’m on shift at the hospital.

BRING IT. 

But in all seriousness I can’t wait until this whole every other weekend thing kicks in. 

you have some serious twitter probz, goddamn

I know, and I don’t even really use twitter!

Someone hacked my twitter a few weeks ago so I deactivated it.

LAST NIGHT SOMEONE MANAGED TO HACK MY DEACTIVATE TWITTER AND REACTIVATE IT AND NOW I HAVE LIKE A HUNDRED EMAILS FROM TWITTER.

I’m leaving for work in about 5 seconds but I had to tumble this question first.

I’m eating Panera for lunch today (I know, ok?) and I had the fuji apple salad because they got rid of my one true love bbq chicken, and I thought to myself, I could definitely make this salad by myself at home. Except, apple chips.

Tumblr, how do you make apple chips?

I’m just gonna be real honest with you, the Dairy Queen / Orange Julius smoothies are not made with real fruit. They’re made with a fruit-concentrate-and-sugar puree that comes frozen in a paper carton that we then thaw out and dump into a blender.

Also, an orange julius is just minutemaid orange juice conentrate, frozen sugar water, and tang.

You’re welcome. 

Do you ever text your boss “heyy I forgot what time I work tomorrow can you text me my hours?” in the hopes that he’ll realize you’re 1)working a fucking ridiculous shift 2)working a shift you specifically said you never wanted to work again 3)not needed because the other 4 managers are also on and 4)it’s supposed to be your day off and then he’s just like “oh yeah maybe you should work this” and it’s a 9 hour shift and you hate him a little? 

jennamorasca:

At least we get to see LJ cleaned up every week in jury

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YES.

Oh hey guys also I have a 401k now! 

The truest thing my preceptor ever said to me: “Nursing school tells you that sundowning happens in dementia patients; being a nurse tells you that sundowning happens to everyone.”

I don’t know who was crazier last night, the patients or the nurses. It’s amazing to see how all of your patients are A+Ox3 resting in bed at the beginning of evening shift and having dance parties in the hall by 22:00. 

NURBLRS: Nurses of TUMBLR

breewawa:

illbeyourmursesomeday:

Admit it. We are different from our peers and colleagues.


We shall call ourselves -


"NURBLRS".

REBLOG so we know you got the memo. ^_^

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helloooooo

(via nursingisinmyblood)

My problem is that I ask my Dad to buy things like vegetables and yogurt and apples and cheese sticks, and then when it’s time for lunch I’m like “omg why aren’t there any potato chips?!”

from-james-to-lily:

acccionicole:

wholmesianmisfit:

#GOD DAD I GOT YOUR STUPID FUCKING CHOCOLATE FROG CARD AGAIN. WE GET IT YOU’RE THE BOY WHO LIVED. I JUST WANT A FUCKING LONGBOTTOM.
I can seriously imagine Albus and James swapping chocolate frog cards and all their friends are like ‘OMG THE BOY WHO LIVED GUYS’ and they don’t even bat an eyelid ‘Yeah got the real one at home bit of a tosser really’ 

bit of a tosser really

500% DONE WITH THIS FANDOM

from-james-to-lily:

acccionicole:

wholmesianmisfit:

#GOD DAD I GOT YOUR STUPID FUCKING CHOCOLATE FROG CARD AGAIN. WE GET IT YOU’RE THE BOY WHO LIVED. I JUST WANT A FUCKING LONGBOTTOM.

I can seriously imagine Albus and James swapping chocolate frog cards and all their friends are like ‘OMG THE BOY WHO LIVED GUYS’ and they don’t even bat an eyelid ‘Yeah got the real one at home bit of a tosser really’ 

bit of a tosser really

500% DONE WITH THIS FANDOM

(via ayyyyylex)

sherlocksexperiments:

my friend just sent me this and im in the middle of a class and I cant stop laughing

for lemonspice

sherlocksexperiments:

my friend just sent me this and im in the middle of a class and I cant stop laughing

for lemonspice

(via creative-insanity)

We don’t wanna be the enemies of what we used to be
we don’t wanna be the enemy of what we used to be