Today I Got Attacked By A Fucking Seagull

Today two of my best friends, lemonspice and fairytalesnlullabies went to Misquamicut Beach in Rhode Island. While there we worked up quite an appetite being bowled over by waves and sunbathing, so we walked over to the little concession stand thing and ordered 2 chicken finger baskets with fries to split amongst the 3 of us. fairytalesnlullabies found us a table, so lemonspice and I carried the baskets over. We each had one in our hands.

While we were worked, a motherfucking seagull flew at me from behind, landed on my arm and flapped me in the face, and stole a chicken fingerAnd then like 10 more started coming at me!

I threw my chicken basket on the ground (because otherwise I probably would have DIED!!!) and hid behind my friend.

Then the girls at the concession stand refused to give us another one, even though they had clearly seen what happened because we were about 10 feet away. So we talked to some park staff and ended up with a new one.

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@lemonspice 

(Source: 5-foot-high, via mannurse)

Have you ever gotten really ridiculously upset and then been like “well I should probably calm down because this thing that’s making me upset is probably going to last for the next month before imploding and getting even worse”? 

But then also said to yourself, you have to keep living life and try to stop thinking about. 

I need you guys to stop reblogging that dog post, because for the past 20 minutes I have been sitting on my couch crying and every time I see it I just start up again. 

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The Sound of MSPaint


So I opened up audacity and decided to import raw data, so I imported the program MSPaint and its code showed up as audio. This is what the program MSPaint sounds like (It gets staticy in the middle but picks back up)

i thought this was gonna turn into sanic hegehog

i like this crystal castles song 

ooooooh

WHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE CALL THIS MSPAINT LIKE ITS JUST PAINT WHAT @lemonspice 

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Maybe if I make myself throw up I’ll feel better? Because I’m hungry and I want to eat but it feels like there is a black hole of pain in my intestines. 

Oof. 

I’m hungry but my stomach hurts and also, there’s no food in this house. 

75 questions later ….

anotherdeaddaddyallegory:

I fucking passed. I was 100% sure that I failed. I cried for entire afternoon because I KNEW I failed. Last night I took extra benzos because I couldn’t stop freaking out and couldn’t sleep.

But I fucking passed. Holy fuckity fuck.

I honestly was not expecting that AT ALL.

nobody can quite understand the relief at passing the NCLEX quite like other nurses 

rural-medic said: Doing clinicals in oncology right now, it’s a great floor! :)

It seemed great! I’m not sure oncology is what I want to do, but I’m shadowing a nurse for a few hours next week to check it out. The nurse manager today said that if it doesn’t suit me, she would be happy to pass my resume (which she said was “very impressive”) on to the manager of their medical floors and women’s health. So, yay! 

You Cannot Rest Here

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Have you ever played a video game where you have to sleep to recover? They only let you do it if everything is safe. Otherwise they won’t let you sleep. You’ll get a message, saying “You cannot sleep now, there are monsters nearby.”

Now, remember the last time you just couldn’t get to sleep?

I do.

Don’t you fuckin do this to me

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i fucking hate this site sometimes 

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It’s been a while since I was whiny and complaining, so I decided to make a whiny, complain-y post to get it out of my system.

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Went in to volunteer this morning and surpriiiise, I have a job interview with the nurse manager of the inpatient & outpatient oncology floors.

Tomorrow I’m shadowing a nurse for a couple hours on the inpatient oncology floor.

Yikes. 

do you ever just cry because derek jeter

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