I want a movie about a little girl, aged like 11-12, going through the struggles of prepubescent girl life, with her entire inner monologue is narrated by Samuel L. Jackson.

Shot of disgruntled adorable little girl.

SLJ: I knew that Susie was a backstabbin’ motherfucker, and if anyone was going to ruin my chances of being Miss Sugar Drop Queen, it was that asshole. 

I didn’t know I needed this in my life until now.

This is never not funny

(via dinosaruh)

Going to a goodbye/ good luck lunch with a bunch of work buddies for that nurse who is leaving our unit. Last night was her last night. I’m going to miss her a lot, annnd she was the only other one below age 30!

But I am working most of her shifts till November, so there’s that.

Honestly what the hell is going on with the NFL lately? Stop beatin’ up your wives and kids! Stop taking drugs! Stop killing people! 

Jesus Christ.





me 11:59 September 30th


me 12:00 October 1st


it’s not even october and 90% of tumblr is like the second gif

I’ve never seen tumblr on Halloween or Christmas… Is it bad?


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I wish I could explain to you the hyperactivity of my bowel sounds. Nursing students would have a field day with my GI assessment, considering it may take up to 5 minutes to hear normal bowel sounds on a healthy adult.




I’m a tumblr junkie by day and a nurse by night. I need a friend. Someone to talk to in the same field. Im at my wits end. Nursing is stressful.

i feel this. my first year in the nursing field was the worst year of my life. but it gets…

My favorite type of friends!!!

We still have long distance calls if you do it from a house phone (which my family doesn’t even have Anymore) but not from cell phones, I can call anywhere from my cell.

I remember getting in sooooo much trouble one time calling someone in the other CT area code!! And the whole time it was my sister, not me!

Remember when phone numbers were seven digits long, not ten?

The minor league baseball team in my hometown switched from being associated with the Twins to the Rockies today.

Belichick has this uncanny ability to see talent before everyone else and mold it into arguably the best players in the NFL (see: Tom Brady and his 199 pick) 




I think I’m going to write a book called “‘Four Hours Is Definitely Enough Sleep’ And Other Lies I Tell Myself”

And the sequel, “’Coffee and sleep are exactly the same’ and other things I’d like to believe”

With a surprise release after several years titled: “I’m full of shit, they are all lies. Help Me.”

(via telenurse32)

I had a patient on a heparin drip last night and I had two dreams, one that his 00:30 aPTT was 50 and one that the 00:30 aPTT was 150.

Hopefully in reality it was neither.